I have deprived myself of deviantART for several years now. I have finally come to my senses and have returned. It is amazing looking at my work and journal posts filled with information and a side of my personality which existed over 4 years ago.

Not only have I changed so much sense my last post here, but my interest in art has changed as well. I no longer have a passion in producing 3D abstract art. My interests now lay on Photography and Photo manipulation. I have been working for a photography studio for 5 years now doing basic clerk work. In the past year and a half however my boss approached me with the opportunity to pick up a camera and develop some photography skills. Seeing that I always had a passion for photography since I was young I decided to give it a shot. From that day on I have been absolutely obsessed with developing my skills in photography and have been doing photography work for the same company.

About a week ago I treated myself to a Canon Rebel Xti and have decided to get serious with photography. I am in the process of developing/ putting together a small portfolio to show case some of my novice skills. I have finally decided to pursue one of my oldest interests/passions.

I have deleted all of my old journals and updated information on my page, however I will keep up all of my old art work as it represents my transition into who I am today and my development as a artist finding his true heart felt passion.

It truly feels good to return to the place where all of my passions and skills developed.

I hope to have some NEW work up soon.

Advice: what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.
Architecture: the art of how to waste space. (Phillip Johnson)
Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts. (Douglas Adams)
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Boredoom: The state at which a person is so incredibly bored, they lack the desire to do anything.
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
Calcium Anthropology: the study of milkmen.
Capitalism: the astounding belief that the most wicked of men will do the most wicked of things for the greatest good of everyone.
Cell-phone: a way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.
Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Chemistry: Physics without thought.
Mathematics: Physics without purpose.
Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece.
Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.
Conservative: Someone who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation before.
Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served.
Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
Democracy: The theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Friend: Someone who has the same enemies you have.
Happiness: the agreeable sensation felt while contemplating the misery of others.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Ignoranus: a person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot.
Illiterate: what you are if you can't read this.
Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names.
Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Leet: the art of finding the hardest possible way to say you did something simple.
Life: Sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal.
Linkin Park: What was created when they began putting fake grass into the " Lincoln Logs" boxes.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Mass Murder: What happens when Bob discovers Robertology.
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.
McBorgs: Over one million assimilated.
A metaphor is like a simile.
Mortal: a generic pronoun for anyone, invented to solve the 'she/he' issue.
Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster.
Obscenity: the crutch of inarticulate motherf#$@ers.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
Palidan: Your pal Dan... until he kills you for thinking you're a heretic.
Patriot: a person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Physicist: an atom's way of looking at itself.
PMS: Puberty Much Sucks.
PMS: Purchase More Shoes.
Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots.
Reincarnation: Let's keep trying until we get it right.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Robertology: The study of Bob...
Slinky: yet another failed attempt at perpetual motion.
Snowbank: where you keep your extra snow.
Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon induced in pyromaniacs by the camera crews of shows such as 'believe it or not'.
Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.
Supernatural: how you have to act to get onto an aeroplane unmolested these days.
System of a Down: A system that loses power excessively.
Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you.
Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done.
Transvestites: men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Trapezoid: a device for trapping zoids.
Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter".